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come into my head

yo, I'm allison. I'm 21. I am fueled by coffee, anger and dry shampoo, and I care way too much about sharks, it's always sunny, arctic monkeys, beavis and butt-head, kimbra, and andrew mcmahon. what's new.
Jul 24 '14

 

(Source: brynnasaurus)

Jul 24 '14

Eat it until she cums or don’t eat it at all.

fizoule77:

TRUTH

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Jul 24 '14

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Jul 24 '14

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
Jul 24 '14

catsfurever:

justsaynope:

catsfurever:

“get in the kitchen” jokes

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barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns

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(Source: twinkwhisperer)

Jul 24 '14

kingcheddarxvii:

videohall:

Man’s worst enemy

The Silent Battle

Jul 24 '14

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

(Source: spoken-not-written)

Jul 24 '14

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Jul 24 '14

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Jul 24 '14
Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools ft. Asshole Fish from Spongebob Squarepants

(Source: ruggedhood)